Monday, October 01, 2007

Doctors earn less?

I got an e-mail this morning... love to share... :).

Why Doctors earn less salary compare to Sales n Marketing guys

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time

It therefore follows:

Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money, we have:
Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

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